- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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