What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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