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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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