What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A guy walks into a bar

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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jews

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Anti Joke

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