why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Anti Joke

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