- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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