What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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