Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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