- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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