how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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