- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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