- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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