Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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