- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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