- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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