- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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