- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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