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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Face...the other white meat!

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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