Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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