- Anti Joke

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!