What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Obama = ebola

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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My spelling is horrible

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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