- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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