- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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