- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A lot eh?

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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