roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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