What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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