what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Japan

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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