- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Matt is a Duster!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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