- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what is 3+3= 8

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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