- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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