Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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