- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Fat? Jesse Z

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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