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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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