Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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YOU

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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1+2 = 6

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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it was all Tagart

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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