- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

guess what? bannanas

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

an american walks out of a strip club.

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