Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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