what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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