- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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