- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

So a bar walks into a man...

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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