Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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