- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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