How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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