- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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