Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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