Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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it

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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