- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

binladin walks into the american seals

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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