- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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