- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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