- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

9/11 my birthday

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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