Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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