Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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