There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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