How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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