Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Atheism

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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