- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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