- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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