Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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