- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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