- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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