- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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