Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

womans having rights.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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