- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

someone called someone else a frog

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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