- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

salad days!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

whats hairy and crys your mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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