Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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