- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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