You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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