3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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