What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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