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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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