- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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