Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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The New York Giants

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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