- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

breasts

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

justin beiber sucks

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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