what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Matthew Wyckoff

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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