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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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