- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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