- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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