- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Yo Mama just died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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