- Anti Joke

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

woman's rights

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head