- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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