- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How you know when dislextic

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

guess what what ...

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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