- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

human centipede

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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