- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.