- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A chicken walked into the bar...

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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