- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A baby seal walks into a club.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Justin Bieber

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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