- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

women's rights

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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