ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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