Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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