- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Your big dick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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