- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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