Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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