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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

You know what's cool? Yep.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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