Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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quantum physics?

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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