- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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