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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Apple hates Blackberry.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner