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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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