What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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