- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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