- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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