Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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human centipede

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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