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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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