How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Golf.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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