I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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