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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Tony Romo

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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