- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A lot eh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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