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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

I have an idea! You leave.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Allah walked into AK Bar

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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