Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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