How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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