The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Anti Joke

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