- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Cheese

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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