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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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