A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Obama = ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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