- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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