- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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