- Anti Joke

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.