What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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