race-car = rac-ecar

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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