- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

autistic kids rock

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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