- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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