- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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