- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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