- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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