- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Jesus Christ

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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