- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Phew... it's gone.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

bite me

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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