- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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