- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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