- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What's just not right? Left

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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