- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Women's rights

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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