Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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