what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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The child was fired from his job.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Suck pussy

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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