Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A guy at a baseball game....

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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