- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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