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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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