what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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