A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

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