how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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