greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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