- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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