Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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