Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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