- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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