Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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