- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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