who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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you will like this because i am black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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