whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

David Cameron

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Where's my baby??

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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