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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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