- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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