- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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